Market a Poison
Example Script


Product: car exhaust
Angle: sex appeal

(black and white video) A masculine looking man, dressed in a too-tight white shirt with black tie, sits at a cluttered desk in a cubical, looking confined. The air purifier hums annoyingly over head. Other workers, like drones, shuffle back and forth, dressed in the same monochrome business attire. The tap-tapping of keyboards and other ambient office noises rise in volume as the man hunches his large frame over his desk. The office noises rise to a crescendo and (close up of) the man's face reveals frustration and then--instant determination as he lurches to his feet, pushing aside his desk. The other office workers notice and murmur. He swaggers through the opening of his cubicle, past smaller men cowering behind their computer monitors and then past an attractive secretary who throws an admiring glance. Thrusting open the doors to the office building, he enters the outdoors.

(Music swells, video turns to color, the camera zooms back to a wider angle.) The man loosens his tie and saunters into the parking lot where his buddies: ruddy, laughing men, dressed in jeans and boots, sit casually in a small group ringed by eight running cars, all with tail pipes pointing inward.

(A low shot, from within the group, shows the man from the office stepping into the group.) Sounds of recognition and camaraderie rise from the group as man approaches. Informal hand shakes, laughs and high fives all around as he enters the group and sits. Cut to a close up of a car tailpipe as that car revs its motor. A great cloud of exhaust enters the circle of men.

(Aerial view.) A cheer goes up from the men and hearty laughs and deep breaths follow.

(The camera cuts away to a side view of the secretary's face inside the office, looking out the window) She watches the gregarious group of men with a longing expression and sighs heavily.

(Superimposed product label) Voice over: "Do more than just survive...Live.! Exhaust the possibilities: Breathe motor fumes. Now in unleaded."